I love my TiVos, but I don’t love my TiVos, if you know what I mean. But I guess Bob Snert of Hackensack, NJ does. Hey, as long as it is a consenting relationship, I say go for it. 
The service, which included the groom, the DVR, and a few other household appliances, drew protesters and supporters that had to be separated by police. On one side of the block, proponents waved signs reading “Leave-O the Man Alone!” and “I Love My Blender!”
Yes, it is a joke. Duh.
